This Sucks!
3:30 - Close car deal
3:35 - Head for home
3:45 - Arrive at home
3:50 - Dress in goose hunting attire
3:55 - Head for favorite cedar tree
4:00 - Arrive at favorite cedar tree
4:10 - First flock comes out to the south of me
4:20 - Flock flies over the top of me; one dies!
4:30 - After some shitty shooting, another flock flies over the top of me at about 20 yards; another dead goose
4:35 - Wonder what Kirby and Goet are doing!
4:40 - Head for house
4:45 - Arrive at house
4:50 - Have potrait of me with two dead waterfowl taken
4:55 - Clean geese
5:05 - Place four goose breasts size EEE in deep freeze
5:10 - Remove latex gloves and wash hands
5:20 - Sit down to a nice spaghetti dinner with wife and daughter
6:00 - Write this masterpiece
Goose hunting - most fun you can have with your clothes on.
Naked Goose hunting - it's close - mighty close!!!
posted by Doug Knust @ 6:00 PM
3 Comments:
Well, for starters, Rach is getting better as a photographer. Last goose photo, the troply had a suspicious extra set of legs that looked suspiciously like a Brittney Spaniel's.
Bwanna, ie: the great while hunter ,looks the same, sadly, so perhaps she's got a ways to go yet.
Having shot something in the neigborhood of 1000 geese by the time I was 30, I was definitely of the opininon that it was NOT the most fun you can have with you clothes on. Our standard quote open knocking one down and NOT retrieving it was "oh well, coyotes gotta eat too.
Perhaps the Ford and GM guys are all out hunting while the Toyota and Honda guys are all at work? Hmmmm . . .
In other news, the S.F. Cahoonas, less Fag-boys Kirbutt and Trud, just wrapped up the annual, Tom & Jerry & Cigars X-mas party. A good time was had by all, even Lindy.
and yes, we've had a few cocktail, hence the fabulous typing inthe piror post
SHAKE!!
By my calculations that's roughly 37 hours with no poo-cave visits.
Hard to believe, coming from the Angry Crapping One
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