Thoughts for the Day: One Month to Go

-You're only young once, but, with your golf buddies, you can be immature forever . . .

- Golf buddies are God's compensation for not being able to pick you family members . . .

- Golf is better than sex because:
-if you're having trouble with your game , it's legal to see a trained professional to help you with your technique,
-you can't go blind playing by yourself,
-you can play with a perfect stranger and your wife won't get upset,
-you'll never hear your golf partner complain "but, sweetie, we just played golf last week".