Radar Detector with GPS Memorizes Speed Traps

The Passport 9500i is a radar detector that has GPS loaded into it, giving you even more of an excuse to get your fellow Cahoonas to their designated tee time faster without worrying about getting busted.

The GPS doesn't do anything fancy like tell you where the clubhouse is or give you your yardage to the pin — no, that would be boring. Instead, it memorizes the locations of speed traps to better warn you about hidden 5-0, and can also memorize locations of false alarms so you aren't always hearing an alarm when you pass a convenience store with an automatic door and a microwave.

It's a whopping $450, which is enough to cover the birdie beers on a Cahoona Scramble through Pine Beach West, but yet much more expensive than the cheaper alternative of obeying traffic laws and driving safely.

Put it on Kirby's birthday wish list.