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Thursday, October 12, 2006

At 10:14 AM, Grappler said...: This writer's a genius and doesn't know it. We gotta nail down the rights to video game develoment for the Cahoonas with our own version of his idea crossing Tiger golf with My Name is Earl.

It could be the ultimate Cahoona Creations product. Think of it, a hackers / drinkers video golf game! We could have our own digital Divot the Cahoona take on all comers. Think of all the game levels we could include, from early Maddens East on level 1, up through the courses to Deacons on Level 8. Level 9 would be the hardest, full-tilt old style Cahoona rules beer golf scramble WITH HANDICAPS on Pine Beach West. What a birdie/eagle- Budweiser-fest-digital-monster round THAT would be.

You'd have to make impossible shots out of the woods, off the cart, etc. We'd have a real fat ugly beer witch that gets better looking with every birdie beer. Divots would get bigger and bigger as the levels progress. You'd have to shoot around huge piles of empty Bud cans (product logo placement opportunity), step over passed out Drax on 18, dodge an evil Korth driving a Cushman, eat a bad pizza at 1 am, play a night round with glowing balls. Missed putts would range from a Goat "oh darn" on Level 1 to a Kirby trantrum on Level 5 to an FNG suicide attempt on Level 9. etc. etc. etc. Ideas are endless.

Anybody beating Divot on level 9 gets a logo tee-shirt and a copy of the 12 Steps.

Any Cahoonas write code? We could make Madden NFL as has-been.