Hole of the Week #48 - The Pines Woods #9

This is a great finishing hole. I remember the picture we took some fifteen years ago with all the Cahoonas out on a rock in the water left of the green. The green has character, meaning that there have been many Cahoona three putts!

Old Soldiers

TONTINE: A system of annuities in which the benefits pass to the surviving subscribers until only one is left.

The tontine is named after Lorenzo Tonti, a Neapolitan banker who started such a scheme in France in 1653, though it has been said that they were known in Italy earlier. Each subscriber paid a sum into the fund, and in return received dividends from the capital invested; as each person died his share was divided among all the others until only one was left, reaping all the benefits. In the original scheme, the capital reverted to the state when the last subscriber died, so it was really a kind of national lottery. The idea was taken up enthusiastically in France and later in Britain and the USA; it was used to fund buildings and other public works. (There are still several hotels and other buildings in Britain and the USA with the word in their names.) Later there were private schemes in which the last survivor got the capital as well. Tontines were eventually banned in Britain and the USA, because there was too much incentive for subscribers to bump each other off to increase their share of the fund, or to become the last survivor and so claim the capital. For that reason, it’s a wonderful plot device for detective story writers, who can use it as a motive for serial murder; it was the theme of The Wrong Box by Robert Louis Stevenson and his stepson Lloyd Osbourne in 1889 (made into a film in 1966). The concept survives in a limited way in France.

In one of my all time favorite M*A*S*H* episodes, from Season 8 called "Old Soldiers", Colonel Sherman Potter, is called to Tokyo & Hawkeye is left in charge. When Potter returns, he is very secretive & looking for a package in the mail. It seems that during a fierce battle during WW I, Potter & four of his friends were trapped in a french chateau. They found a case of brandy which they drank thinking they were all going to die. When the shelling stopped, there was 1 bottle left & the soldiers made a "tontine". The agreement was that they would save the last bottle until only 1 of them was still alive. Then the last remaining "old soldier" would drink the brandy in a toast to his old buddies. Years later, Potter turned out to be the last survivor of the group, and drank the toast together with his new friends at the 4077th.

We have talked as a group about this before. I bring it up again as we near another of our annual junkets. Three of us have been friends for well over forty years, the rest for over twenty five years. The idea of a tontine for our group seems like a rather appropriate step. As Goet and I have talked, we discussed the Cahoonas buying a case of some beverage and breaking out a bottle as each member of the group passes. The group enjoys that particular bottle in celebration of the life of the deceased Cahoona.

Why this discussion now? I have no reason to believe any of us are near death. In fact, it's just the opposite. What I enjoy the most about our trip each year is that I share it with a group of guys who seem so full of life and who enjoy life so much that it inspires me to live each day more fully.

The act of entering into the tontine cements our friendships. No matter what happens over the next 20, 25, 30 or 40+ years, we will have pledged to gather as a group when one of us passes. Knowing this group, I also see many jokes over that same time about this rite.

With those thoughts in mind, I float these thoughts for your consideration:

What do we buy? Wine? Cognac? Whiskey? Vodka? Cigars? It should be something that everyone enjoys. It shouldn't be work to imbibe at the designated time(s). It should be something that ages well. Hopefully, it will be 35+ years before we crack the first one.

When do we buy? Do we wait 10 years before we purchase or is it something we buy in the next couple of years? How much do we spend? Should it be an expensive item? Do we start collecting $10-15 from each member each year until we have what we want? Do we just hit everyone for an amount when it comes time to buy?

Where is it stored? Are there establishments that would store this for us? Is this a reason to wait to purchase something?

There are probably some considerations other than these but this should provoke some thought and discussion. Perhaps we want to just bag it and save our money for beer. If so, at least we've considered this.

Cheers!

Needed for the Official Cahoona Vehicle

We need to track down whomever owns this car and buy the plate.

Hole of the Week #47 - The Pines Lakes #4

Seems like there are a half dozen of these at The Pines. This holes leads into my favorite three holes on the course. If you look closely, you can see Kirby in the trees on the right side of the map. He found a Pro V1!

Hole of the Week #46 - The Deacon's Lodge #6

This uphill, blind shot has been the source of much fun. One never really knows how close until you get there but that's part of the fun. Don't be long or you're in the "chipping bowl". Don't be short or you're in "billy goat" country. The hole looks easier on paper than it does from the tee box.

Hole of the Week #45 - The Preserve #1

This is a great starting hole. The elevated tee gives a scenic vista of about four or five of The Preserve's holes. Another relatively easy hole if you manage the course - not the Cahoonas long suit. There are more than a couple of Cahoona golf balls in the woods on the right. If Kirby ever went in, we'd likely not see him for a week.

Different trip, same old problems, with one bit of good news

The Grand View / Deacon's Lodge disconnect is alive and well, boys. I made my tee time for my 4th trip over a month ago through Grand View's 800 number, talked to a nice agent who already had all my info in their computer from past Cahoona trips. Great service, only took a minute.

Showed up at the course last Thursday morning and, sure as hell, Deacon's had no record of my tee time, couldn't access my info on their systems, etc. The pro shop guys squeezed us in and we had a great round, but, when is this crap going to end?

The good news is that Tiger #1 has a brand new, high-end grill. Looks like they upgraded at all the houses. Gonna sear up some beef in style come August!

Hole of the Week #44 - The Pines Woods #1

Don't bite off too much of the leg or you'll turn an easy par into a double. Ask me, I know from experience. It's a pretty hole but very much like the other holes on the Pines Woods nine.